dear god has it been that long ? a chance of a return ? who knows..........

as we walked thru the clearing clive confided in me that he was the tallest pygmy in his tribe he was 5ft 9 , i was going to press this matter further but one look at the urumi coiled on his belt like a coiled and venomous snake made me think again. there would be plenty of time for that line of questioning , plenty of time..........

the old governor was found dead in his bath, he was snorkeling when the tide went out and he became stranded , that's why i was here to bring a bit of order to this far flung outpost. my two pygmy porters whom i named derek & clive chopped away at the undergrowth to clear a path to the encampent..........

the great tide has receded again leaving me behind face down in the sand, all that remains is an empty bank account and my new found beard. and the wall o shame..........

lack of updates has been due to the fact i took of to sweden for a bit sweet jesus i have never seen so many good looking women in my life it was unreal,i took some pics so i will post em up at some stage, obj is over at the weekend for his birthday do so expect less updates.........

there was an idiot wind blowing thru the trees , the game was afoot all we needed was false id and the boulder would be set in motion, their neutrality durning the second world war would be called into question the hour was at hand.........

sobriety is a passing fad ,it was around 5 am when i finally realized lee scratch perry if the father of flavour flav the problem ? who to tell ----news---just---in---.........

omens and portents the air was thick with them you could barely move without tripping over a toothless old soothsayer, 12 jets fly just over head trailing acrid blue smoke, windows in the house shatter and the ghost of mike the headless chicken struts the american plains, procreate now good people have your child born on 6th of the 6th 06 beat the devil to the punch, were you born to resist or be abused ?.........

liberty x and rev run i'm sure that's in the bible under signs of the oncoming apocalypse things are getting very bizzare lately it seams you cant look out a window and spot someone you thought was in sweden. and dont get me started on the weather.........

i had a dream about a midget with a golden foot much sought after across the land until it came time for him to find a new place to live, it was only then he realized he wasn't as sought after as he had previously thought so he had to move to a place he didnt really want to go. the moral ? the grass may not always be greener on the other side but at least its fresh...........

courtney love + alan partridge = the birth of the antichrist..., what sort of weird and twisted union is that?,the end of the world is neigh dear friends so live life as its supposed to be lived drink a shot of vodka every morning and never pass up the opportunity to punch someone on tv...........

went to falconry the other day superb flew a few barn owls a tawny,a harris hawk and one of my personal favorites an african vulture i expected a rude arrogant bird that snatches and tears the food from your hand the exact opposite was true bless em they walk about beside you and rather daintily pick the food very carefully from between your fingers if ever a bird had a bad rap its the vulture (r.i.p magoo), some sorta online game blast em up tonight organised by cpt rick, and i hope you all intend to raise a glass to hunter this saturday as he blasts off i know i shall be very very drunk...........

i just bought an album online brad vs satchel this probally the first actual cd i have bought in seven years it feels kinda dirty,it was delivered in a brown package as well...........

the lack of updates has to do with the fact i have been feeling like warm buttered crud for the past week and a visit to a place where this is considered normal, ...........